Blame It!

Men, break. Women, bend. Well said "pareng" Jamie Foxx! Ladies and gents, this is the same dude who sang Blame It (On The Alcohol). Ironic isn't it? In the case of men, the song should be more as, "Blame It (On Anything Else But Me). Fits better doesn't it?

Mr. Foxx had just lifted my drepressed ass up. HALLELUJAH! The Adam's of the world just can't handle it. According to Mr. Eric Bishop (his birth given name), men just simply break. I prefer the terms, shattered into pulverized bits of assholes. Let's face it ladies, they just go barging into our lives and then bail
out when things don't turn out the way they pictured it in their tiny little heads. The solution? What else? ALCOHOL!

I am kidding people. Whatever it is that is blamed on a man or even a chick, he or she must own up to his or her actions. It's the least you could give to your partner. If you truly love (in other cases loved) him or her, you wouldn't even stand the idea of hurting your behalf. Finger pointing will lead to nowhere. Whether you'll end up staying together or what else but downhill, you just cannot end any great relationship that way. Heard me? YOU FUCKING CANNOT!!

I can do this! My Prince Charming, whoever the hell you are, you better get your goddamn ass in here ASAP! (Oh dear Lord, please give me back my beloved peculiar humor)